Reviews

Tonka (1958)

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Much to my disappointment, Tonka wasn’t a film about toy trucks. Directed by Lewis R. Foster, Tonka tells a fictionalized story of Comanche, a horse who survived the Battle of the Little Bighorn in 1876. Based on the book, Comanche: Story of America’s Most Heroic Horse, by David Appel, the film introduces us to White Bull, a young Sioux warrior and nephew of the famous, Sitting Bull.

In the film, White Bull is played by Sal Mineo and one thing you’ll notice is that the vast majority of the native Americans in this film are played by white actors. White Bull finds and befriends a wild stallion whom he names Tonka (well, he actually names him a longer word of Sioux origin, if I’m not mistaken, but it’s Tonka for short). Long story short, Tonka ends up being captured by the US Cavalry. He’s ridden by Captain Myles Keogh, played by Philip Carey, whilst General Custer himself is played by Britt Lomond. And the film ends with the Battle of the Little Bighorn, aka Custer’s Last Stand where pretty much everyone dies except for Tonka and White Bull.

Overall, I found this movie to be incredibly boring! You know how I am about these movies that focus on animals; I just couldn’t care about this horse. The horses in the film were trained well though; sometimes they seemed to be really fighting with each other! I thought Philip Carey gave a good performance, but nobody else was anything to write home about. The title song was also disappointing.

All in all, I would rather have watched a film about Tonka toy trucks!

So, my final score for this film is 11/35 = 31.43% (F) !

The next review will be posted on April 21, 2026.

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Tron: Legacy (2010)

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Tron fans were super excited when a sequel to the cult film was finally being released in 2010. Directed by Joseph Kosinski, Tron: Legacy returned us to the world we know and love wherein Sam Flynn (played by Garrett Hedlund) gets transported to the Grid while looking for his father, Kevin (played again by Jeff Bridges). Within the Grid he meets CLU (played also by Jeff Bridges), an antagonistic program as well as an ISO, Quorra (played by Olivia Wilde).

I personally found the film very entertaining and it kept me invested although the overall story was pretty weak and essentially a MacGuffin. The updated graphics and overall look of the Grid were so cool although the de-aged Jeff Bridges as CLU looked pretty bad even for 2010. The acting overall was pretty solid; I probably found Olivia Wilde and Garrett Hedlund the weakest of the performances, but they were still commendable. My biggest issue is a scene involving everyone on a train of sorts where I feel the plot and pacing get incredibly slow.

But overall, I do enjoy this film. Not as much as the first one, but it still deserves to leave a legacy!

So, my final score for this film is 28/35 = 80% (B-) !

The next review will be posted on April 14, 2026.

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The Great Locomotive Chase (1956)

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Directed by Francis D. Lyon, The Great Locomotive Chase tells the story of a Civil War raid of the same name wherein volunteers and soldiers from the Union stole a train from the Confederates with the Confederates pursuing chase. For their efforts, many of the Union soldiers involved would become among the first recipients of America’s highest military decoration, the Medal of Honor!

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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Road Trip (2025)

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Of all the live-action Disney films from the 2010s, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day was the last that I thought would ever get a sequel. Granted it was a hit at the box office, but I hadn’t heard anyone even mention the film in recent years, so I considered it to be forgotten.

How wrong I was as a sequel was planned in 2020 with Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Road Trip finally debuting on Disney+ in 2025! Directed by Marvis Lemus and written by Matt Lopez, the film serves as a stand-alone sequel to the original with a Latino family instead of a white family. For all practical purposes, you could call it a reboot and nobody would consider you wrong.

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Return to Snowy River (1988)

I really struggled with deciding whether or not I should review this film because by all accounts, it doesn’t seem that Disney had anything to do with the production of the film. A sequel to the successful Australian film, The Man from Snowy River, this sequel was released in the US via Disney’s Buena Vista Pictures Distribution. Yet many lists include this as one of Disney’s official live-action films, so I dunno. Just to be safe, I decided to watch and review it.

And I dunno if it’s because I never saw the first film, but I had no idea what was going on. References and characters from the first film were called back, but I couldn’t for the life of me keep focused with what the plot was; it was just way too thin! Something about a cowboy-type fella and horse stealing? I dunno. There was also a romance, but I couldn’t get into it either.

The acting was nothing special either, with Brian Dennehy (replacing Kirk Douglas from the first film) giving hands-down the best performance. I suppose the best praise I can give the film is some of the nice background music that played throughout. But all in all, this film just wasn’t it.

So, my final score for this film is 14/35 = 40% (F) !

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Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)

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It’s no surprise that Disney decided to make a sequel to their “live-action” remake of The Lion King. After all, the film made over a billion dollars at the worldwide box-office! However, the sequel would not be based on Disneytoon Studios’ The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride; instead it turned out to be an original film detailing Mufasa’s backstory. Was it any good? Read on to find out!

(And like I said when I reviewed The Lion King, yes, I know this is an animated film and not a “live-action” one, but Disney is treating it as such and it’s my blog, so I can do what I want, hence I choose to review it on this blog rather than my animation blog.)

And remember, SPOILERS AHEAD!

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The Wild Country (1970)

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I apologize for the delays in reviews. My work schedule has been incredibly busy in the past few months, but hopefully things have settled down now and I can get back to a regular posting schedule.

Speaking of “settling”, today we’re gonna take a look at a little-known Disney film starring Ron Howard that he himself wishes was more well-known. Here’s my review of The Wild Country!

And remember, SPOILERS AHEAD!

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Cool Runnings (1993)

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This is a film that I’ve never seen before, much to the shock of my friends as we’re all Caribbean/West Indian people and this was considered a ’90s classic! Well, I’ve finally righted that wrong! Here’s my review of Cool Runnings!

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The Littlest Outlaw (1955)

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Interestingly enough, this film was apparently filmed in both English and Spanish with a bilingual cast! I’ve not seen a copy of the Spanish version, but let’s take a look at the English version of the live-action Disney film, The Littlest Outlaw!

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The Young Black Stallion (2003)

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Today’s film is an interesting one. It barely suffices the “feature-length” requirement of my blog, clocking in at only 50 minutes. And it barely suffices the “theatrically-released or Disney+-released” requirement of my blog, having been theatrically-released, but only to IMAX cinemas. Nevertheless, it qualifies, so there.

Directed by Simon Wencer, The Young Black Stallion (or Young Black Stallion) serves as a prequel to the non-Disney film, The Black Stallion, which was based on the novel of the same name by Walter Farley.

How does it fare? Read on to find out!

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